Listen up, faceheads!

CAR will be

ending

at #150 on May 9th.

That's right, no more. End of comic.

But from the ashes will rise

a new beginning!

(Boy, I sound like Scar from "The Lion King.")

S'right, kids.

I've grown tired of the

daily real-life nonsense

premise that I'm sure you've all come to

know and love

but I'm sure some of you have

ogled

over the concept of a

DDR comic

for quite some time,

and I have tried to

provide the occasional joke about this

beloved pastime

of ours, but to

no avail.

Not long after the

extravagant end of

my current comic,

I will start a

new,

plot-based,

hand-drawn

twice weekly

gag strip

about the adventures of your everyday

generic high school kid

as he tries to become

the best DDR player ever.

Attribute this to any

Japanese manga

you can think of.

Rest assured that I've

copied this idea

from each and every one of them.

If you can read this line, you not only don't need glasses, but your computer must have some serious anti-aliasing tool onboard. I mean, damn. This is, like, microscopic as hell.

The comic will start

the Tuesday after CAR ends,

and it will continue

every Tuesday and Friday

from then on.

Don't worry if you're

not a fan of DDR.

I think that everyone will

enjoy this comic anyway.

It'll have the good ol'

Jeffrey touch

to it, and best of all, it will have

Paul

Chun.

I mean, you gotta have Paul Chun.