Marshalltown, Iowa - it is illegal for horses to eat fire hydrants.

Are you sure that I didn't write these?

Key West - it is against the law to hold a turtle race within the city limits.

I can vouch for this.

Camirillo - it is illegal for any man to purchase liquor without the written consent of his wife.

WTF?!

Uh, does this apply to guys without wives? :P

In Winnetka, Illinois, it is legal for the manager of a theatre to kick out anyone that has "odiferous feet."

Note to self: Cancel trip to Winnetka.

Oh, and I forgot: Apparently in California, it is legal to kill your wife and then engage the police in a low-speed chase.

In Boston, Massachusetts, it is against the law to take more than 2 baths a month.

Note to self: Move to Boston and maybe you'll be less of an outcast.

Oh, by the way "Norm," O.J. jokes stopped being funny seven years ago.